Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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