I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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