thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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