Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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