I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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