He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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