Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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