love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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