paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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