Hey man sorry I got all grabby
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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