Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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