Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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