drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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