we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
how bad is she
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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