so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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