yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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