you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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