so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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