therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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