did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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