I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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