i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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