party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
