i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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