scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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