i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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