i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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