Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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