TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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