Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
two words: eviction party
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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