and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life