grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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