Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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