So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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