Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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