WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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