She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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