you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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