Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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