i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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