i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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