More tranny stories later!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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