I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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