if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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