i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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