you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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