He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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