ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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