My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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