My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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