Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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