i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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