I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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