Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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