You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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