Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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