i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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